Eternally eloquent, consistently compelling, wonderfully witty, ingeniously insightful, and an avowed avoider of alliteration abuse … Atom Media Group’s award-winning editorial director combines mastery of the mother tongue with the creativity and skills expected from the finest writers in our business. The author of screenplays, teleplays, and prose fiction and non-fiction, and an advertising/marketing/public relations copywriter boasting three decades of achievement, he will breathe eternal life into your words. It’s all about storytelling. And no one tells a better one.

And yes, he wrote this paragraph.